We are getting pretty full but we still have cell space available in the west wing of our dungeon. You are welcome to submit someone to stay with us for (reeducation) if you like. There criteria is vast but her are some example of current inmates:
Thieves and murders
Those who put money above honor
Those who habitually lie
Ex-boyfriends
Ex_Girlfriends
Some mother in laws
People who drive slow in the fast lane.
Ect…..
Go here to visit one of our vacant cell blocks
Inmate qualification instructions and rules.
I you feel that someone up there should be down here you can submit a request to have them admitted. It is an easy process and the qualifications are pretty simple.
- Are they someone who may or may not be a person but roughly looks like one?
- Do you feel they would be happier or the world would be happier if they were down here?
- Are you of sound mind and body? (the last one is not so important, but we thought it sounded right and proper)
How do I submit an inmate?
Option 1: Go to our Facebook page Laura Devlin (the one with the 
) submit a friend request and like one of our posts.
Option 2: Go to twitter – Laura Devlin@LauraDevlinHnH and follow us.
After you have done so, send us an email requesting to have someone admitted. Be sure you include your name and email address so we can verify you have fulfilled the conditions. You then will be sent an email giving you instructions on how to submit a friend an inmate to our Dungeon. Remember that you can only submit the person once and they have the right to request to be removed at any time. God still sometimes gets in the way of our administrative process.
Rules and regulations:
Your request is anonymous. Should the person admitted disagree with the ruling, they have the right to appeal to the administration and will be released. Once a person is released he/she cannot be admitted twice.